LOL

Vince's Restaurant in Monroe, WI emails a joke of the week every Wednesday. I thought this was a good one - maybe I'm just a bit giddy tonight - I hurt all over too!

A young woman went to her doctor complaining  of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You  have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor,  "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her  index finger and yelled, "Ouch, that hurts." Then  she touched her left cheek and again yelled,  "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her  right earlobe, "Ouch, even THAT hurts", she  cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."